Because now I haven't let anyone down by not accomplishing the tasks on said non-existent list:)
This could be my last post.
If you don't hear from me tomorrow, alert the authorities.
Of course, I may already be in the custody of the authorities!!!
I don't know what I was thinking, but ALL three children are having someone stay over tonight.
Let's turn this into a HOTs activity..
First- Let's apply the knowledge that 3x2=6. Yes, 6 children in my house.
Then- Do you comprehend the enormity of the situation I have placed myself in?
We currently have 2 teenage girls and 4 boys ages 8-12.
Next -we will analyze my mental state prior to the sleepover(s) vs. after the sleepover(s).
Then- We will create a graphic source. It will begin with the noise level at a reasonable level and then it will spiral out of control, causing a very steep incline....in my aggravation.
And Finally, I will give them all rubrics to evaluate how I held myself together and they all survived!
{Well that was "sorta" teachery}
I promise I will get back to teachery stuff when I go back next week~ I just don't have it in me this week~
Lots of comments on my
Jen R. I would love if you could do like that Nutri System thingy and plan my meals. I will shoot you my house address. Not a big fan of raw veggies, just so you know.
I swear I used to hate those girls who would giggle and say "hee hee hee, I forgot to eat today!" Forgot? FORGOT?
Those are the itty bitty ones who I secretly put hexes on during staff development.
My current hex is "explosive diarrhea....on a date....in the car"
It's one of my favorites.
I'm not one of those itty bitty girls- I don't even have anything that is itty OR bitty.
If I get better at the lunch thing, ya'll will be the first to know!
"Now over to Staci at the craft desk...."
"Oh, thank you Staci! Today we have a crocheted cup o' cuteness to share with you~"
I had to blur out my messy desk and I need to get my nails done! It didn't take very long to do! |
Dontcha just love it??? It looks really funny when someone is drinking because it gives them the stache!!!!
I think the body needs to be longer.
I worked with the yarn that little guy picked out- but I was too anxious to try this so I gave up on it..... (told you I have attn span issues) I'll go back to it later.....if I remember:)
I had plans to link up to the classroom library party- but read the title of this post!
I was covered from head to toe in Lazy Dust by the magical Fairy.....so I was unable to participate.....
Time to get a cup of coffee and check out what you all were up to today:)
haha! Trust me - it wasn't just YOU who I need to cook lunch for! you are too funny :)
ReplyDeleteHaha, you must be a glutton for punishment! We haven't had a sleepover at my house in about 7 years, ever since a playmate cut my daughter's hair - to the scalp! - and then tried to deny it as she was shoving handfuls of hair in her pockets. She was 2 years older than my daughter and convinced her that it was a "princess" cut! I had to leave the room before I did violence to both of them! I don't even want to think about what might happen if I had boys over!!
ReplyDeleteI had no idea there was a Lazy Fairy, this explains so much! Especially about why only about 1/4 of my to-do list got done on Spring Break. It wasn't my fault, it was the Lazy Fairy! Think my husband will buy it?!
Jennifer @ Herding Kats In Kindergarten
Good luck at your sleepover tonight!!!! :-)
ReplyDeleteGood luck!
ReplyDeleteI'll call the Blops (I think that's what we called bloggy cops) if we don't hear from you in a few days :)
You have a stylin' 'stache! Hehe :)
Hmmm maybe I should try writing down a weekly meal plan...or not lol.
Journey of a Substitute Teacher
I'm glad you said itty bitty and not teeny tiny so I wouldn't get a complex.
ReplyDeleteYour post cracked me up.
I hope to hear from you - you must survive! Think of your followers!
A Teeny Tiny Teacher
okay, now that 'stache cozy is to die for....LOL. What I flippin' hoot...and what WERE you thinking by allowing each child of yours a sleepover on the SAME night? Are you there? Hello? Alright - I've gotta call the authorities...
ReplyDeleteHolly
Crisscross Applesauce in First Grade
Oh my! Goodluck with the sleepover!!
ReplyDeleteJodi
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