WHAT-THE-HECK?-WEDNESDAY!

What the HECK DID SHE JUST ASK ME??

So today started like every other day.

I walked next door to my BFF with my coffee

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and asked her

{are you ready}

to shave my butt.

You should have seen her face!!!
Somehow a towel made it in the wash with my favorite black slacks
and the lint roller wasn't cuttin' it! It was like stuck.
So I had to break out a razor.

And then I did what everyone does-
I asked my friend to shave the lint off of my butt-

What?! Everyone does this, right?

Uh oh.

{I may need to revisit my
Things You Don't Ask Your Friend to Do
manual}

In case you are wondering- she did it.

She loves me!


I DO NOT have the pics that I promised
of my writing portfolios....insert sad face here.

Not because I didn't do them, I just forgot to take
pictures- which is odd- because I can't do anything without taking pictures
anymore.

We did have  some MaJoR Ah-ha moments in
writing today.

We were revisiting "VOICE" today
because I forgot to save a piece of work where we worked on that trait
because we are having a parent night in one week and I need something new to display
because their second grade teacher is going to expect them to use it when they write
because you can never be too excited about writing a personal experience piece!

A few of them are STILL not getting it.
I tried a few different explanations.....blah blah blah
and finally I said "How would you tell this same story to your grandma on the phone?"
and then I made that universal hand symbol for the phone
and started being goofy "Hey Granny, guess what!?!?!....."
And IT CLICKED!!!!
M and I and A just TOOK OFF WITH IT!
I was so excited- I said "THat's it! That's it!"
Write it like you are saying it-
and those were some FAn-freakin'-tab-u-lous sloppy copies!!!!

Simple, free, goofy.....like it, love it, use it-

WHAT THE HECK IS ON MY PORCH?

Speaking of love-

I rec'd my Blogger Exchange Pinterest Inspired present from Mrs. Cupcake today!!!
Isn't it adorable?
The middle is chalkboard- I haven't decided if I am going to use it as
a) Room # sign
b) the date
c) words o wisdom.....
Whatever I use it for- I will display it proudly! Thank you Mrs. Cupcake!!!

Check out my DEE-LISH-US midnight snack:

What the HECK is that???
CORNBREAD!!!

Ever had it? My Pop Pop used to have it all the time at night- but he used Sweet Acidolphilus Milk- Yuck!
Try it some time- Sooo good!

WHAT THE HECK is that dog doing??

Mr. Truman needs a bath and a trim!
Chickdee took a pic of him in her bed yesterday-
there's a reason this lazy dog is mine-
he loves naps too!

WHAT THE HECK was she thinking?

So, karma got me...
remember the Zip Tie post?

and I was making fun of the dumb dumb dummy heads who were using them and how they got ISS?
Chickadee got written up today and got ISS for the next two days!!!

Nope- she didn't fasten anyone to any type of furniture.
She looked at her phone to check HER TWITTER ACCOUNT!!!

She argued....EVERYONE HAS THEIR PHONES OUT!!!

 I can't stand it when parents try to cover and make excuses-
she shouldn't have gotten caught had it out...so she gets to spend the next two days in
a room with all those derelicts who have been tying people to stuff in the building!!
I told her not to sit still for too long.

The worst part is going to be the "WALK OF SHAME" when the ISS room is walked IN A LINE -to go to lunch
no one walks in a line in HS
EVERYONE WILL SEE HER!!

I told her it will help build her STREET CRED when she is done doing her time!!
(Maybe we'll go get tattoos this weekend).

And I leave you with what could possibly be the dumbest squirrel in the THE WORLD -D-D-D!
Our class addiction to the Eagle Cam continues. There are archive pics. This one is from yesterday:

Where is he?
NEXT TO THE EAGLE'S NEST!!!
Doesn't he know eagles EAT squirrels??? Run to the FOREST RUN!!!!

Also, I won't be here tomorrow night.....boo! hiss!

Don't worry though- It's because I am Guest Blogging over at Pocket Full of Kinders!!!
Make sure you come see me, so I won't be lonely!