Planes, Bangs?,and Mobile Posts

The following babble was typed into my iPhone Wednesday while on the plane:



I am on the plane and it is so loud
I look out my window and see why
I wondered why it took so long for someone to sit next to me
It is because I am sitting IN one of the propellers!
The lady next to me finally fell asleep
I don't see how
She didnt stop talking fora solid hour

Her name is Judy and she is on her way to San Antonio to see her daughter Beth and Beth's husband Mike
Gerry was going to come
But he doesn't like mike because mike has had some issues with holding a job
He just can't decide what it wants to do
So he goes from one dead on job to another

But he is the father of her granddaughter, Abby so he must be worth something . Gerry can't look past it though .


Oh! Your a teacher?
My brothers wife was a teacher for 27 years. Taught fifth grade at metro for most of them

She says it's the most rewarding job you can have
(Judy must have heard that on tv once)

Anyway
Abby is out of school ( she is going into the fourth grade)
Mike thinks she s old enough to stay by herself while they are both at work
Well not these days
Judy is going to have to share a room with Abby when she gets there
But she is going to stay and until mid August!b

( I think ole Gerry planned that one just right)
Poor mike and Beth

And poor Abby
Cause judy snores
Bad
And when she is sleeping deep like that
She "fluffs".
It's bad.

I was going to doze off myself when this lovely cacophony of sounds and smells fell asleep
But they passed out the pretzels
Why do you supposed they package them in the little foil packages?3

If teachers ran this plane
They would all have to have waited until everybody had theirs and then on the count of three open them together
Better yet, they would have served them in coffee filters

And don't the know to only offer two choices of drink?
That way it doesn't take as long and everyone is happy because they feel like they got what they wanted

We are beginning our descent into Sam Antonio
She says we have to turn off our stuff

So I am going to go and I guess I'll wake up judy so she'll be prepared to get out of the way when we land:)
It was quite the two hours.
But it could have been much worse.
It could of been some creepy guy who wouldn't stop talking about his blog !!
Today is going to be FREAKIN AWESOME !!!
We are going for our new dos
I hope the girl who reagan picked to do my hair has a degree in wizardy! Because there's a huge difference in where I'm starting and where I would like for to end up Hee Hee

Here goes nothing- I pressing send and it says it's going to magically appear on my blog... Cross your fingers!